Motorcycle Demolition Derby

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There will be a demolition derby for motorcycles on August 21 @ the Orange County Fairgrounds. It’ll be on the speedway track after the speedway races. I went to it last year-here is how it works- if you fall off=your done. If your bike quits=your done. If you get knocked unconscious=your done. Right about now you are probably thinkin “What the hell does he mean”knocked unconscious?”" Well, the riders use a bat Shocked in one hand, and the throttle in the other! Since everyone is wearing helmets and body armor, it makes a hockey game look like tiddly winks! They mostly ride small bikes with automatic trannys (since the clutch hand will have a PR-24…) If you get knocked off your bike, you can still play by spearing the other riders! Nothing like a blindside shot! Cheap shots are the rule here! Last year there was about 20 contestants-in the small arena. As the riders get knocked out, the arena gets smaller until there are just 3-4 riders, then it gets about the size of a typical bedroom. They then just ride in a circle-and let the bats do the work…
Come to think of it-it would make for a better commute in the morning…

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